Dungeon Master and General Mischief Maker

Johnny likes taunting his players and posting weird shit on social media.

Cave Troll and Morale Officer

Ryan is getting paid extra for babysitting.

Female Representative and Resident Laugh Track

Meg enjoys eating crunchy food near the mic and used AI to generate all of these images.

Rules Lawyer and Pancake Enthusiast

Serat likes gardening and dabbles in herbalism.

Opposing Rules Lawyer and Primary Sass Provider

Wes enjoys confirming fumbles.